By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

99. You had to say it didn't you? LOL. So did I...

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jad07 0

Haha well i'm sure she will be doing more of that, with an official license now.

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silvergaze 1

Lol why bother? It aint gonna stop her from being gay. Talking never stopped me!

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kabz2386 2

Wow do you people seriously NOT know what muff diving is? RREEEAALLLYYY need to get out from under whatever rock ur living under.

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Person1233 12

It isn't a common term in a lot of places.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

96. That's why I also said high school. By the time a normal/average kid graduates high school they will know these terms and have experienced them first hand. I don't think anyone ever taught me the term muff diving. The writing was on the wall the first time I heard the term.

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kaylareneewynn 1

Experimentation is okay. Girls like to know what all sexual body parts do and feel like. The fact that she said it like that shows it was just for fun tho. But also shows she's not mature enough to really know how to react to sex. Or how to feel about it.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Retro love. I appreciate the notable input. You're gorgeous btw. Keep that attitude and you'll go far

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Shrike 23

There's a reply button, so use it you dumb shit.

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kabz2386 2

Newho yeah seriously, you should talk to her. Be supportive and informative and understanding but have a comprehensive talk. Best of luck and try not to be too too hard on her.

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tehdarkness 21

She was probably talking to a guy on the phone and lying about it to sound hot and slutty. Guys love that.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Not really. I might be the minority of guys or something, but if I hear about some of the stuff a girl has done, and I'm interested in said girl, it's a turn off. Even if it was something with another girl. I have ostrich syndrome when it comes to others' past experiences: I know they did something, but I'll pretend it never happened.

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