By xharmonyx - 24/04/2012 08:29 - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's piss so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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panny10112326 1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yeah... Paying the same friend you rip a bong with to pass a drug test for you isn't a good idea. Must've been high when you agreed to that.

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josh1246 4

$200 says the guy u paid bought drugs with ur $(;

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lokman_fml 7

Just tell them it wasn't your pee and ask for a retest. Dumbass.

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Bassist5798 0

drugs= good r u all ******* stupid it's illegal drugs like heroin Meth crack LSD and ecstasy. that r bad, marijuana is beneficial to u and ur health do some research... marijuana 0 deaths:) ....please hate and comment

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Bassist5798 0

prescription medicine is considered a drug too...

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DocBastard 38

Your nearly-incomprehensible drivel does little to further your cause, Einstein.

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BobbieH 19

That's always my thought about the pro marijuana rhetoric. The people purporting it are rarely comprehensible, which does nothing to help and plenty to harm them in reaching their goal. It's absolutely true that marijuana has never killed anyone on its own, but arguing that it isn't ever harmful is a poor argument. It can be. Not that alcohol, which is legal, isn't more harmful and can kill you directly. But when the pro-marijuana ales the argument, often you can't follow the conversation. They need better speakers to further their cause.

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Bassist5798 0

I'm sorry that I'm not a public speaker type or one to push an argument very well my passion is in music and not English.... and it wasn't a fully marijuana speech either lol it was about every drug really

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kaila332 0

Shouldn't have done it That's what u get

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momo1972 3

You sooo deserve that. That is so poetic justice. Loser. Stop doing drugs. Your such a waste of space

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kei1108 13

YDI. Do not expect one bit of sympathy from anyone. I'm sorry, but just get clean.

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