By xharmonyx - 24/04/2012 08:29 - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's piss so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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panny10112326 1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yeah... Paying the same friend you rip a bong with to pass a drug test for you isn't a good idea. Must've been high when you agreed to that.

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Driveshaft 5

So...you're stupidly irresponsible AND gullible! Good combo, I'd LOVE to hire you!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Brian's at it again!

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Haha, you deserve it for two reasons. 1. You should never **** with drugs when there's a possibility of a drug test in the near future. Such as sports seasons or a work issued test. And 2. Never buy piss from someone you don't fully trust. That one seems pretty obvious.

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alera_fml 12

How the hell did u manage to get it in? The drug test rules here are really strict.

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will10195 1

You are honestly dumber than a box of rocks! YDI!!!!

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EmaK13 2

I'm sorry, but this was all you. Some people make their own bad luck. You're one of them.

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ashhoward123 2

All u mf's stupid when I bet mostly all of u drink but so many ppl are looking down on this "drug" when liquor ***** u up so much more how about u all stop drinking and he will stop using "drugs" in my opinion unless u are ******* virgin Mary u have no rite to judge the next mf

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DocBastard 38

All I read here was "Blah blah I love weed blah blah blah alcohol is worse blah blah blah self-rightous blah blah ******* blah." Go away.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

MY EYES! The anti-bad grammar googles, they do nothing.

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