By xharmonyx - 24/04/2012 08:29 - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's piss so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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panny10112326 1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yeah... Paying the same friend you rip a bong with to pass a drug test for you isn't a good idea. Must've been high when you agreed to that.

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wild_n_out 8

Well, that's what you get :P

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iTroller 0

Drugs don't make you cool, asshole.

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Bassist5798 0

you don't do drugs to be cool u do drugs for the same reason u drink coffee... the feeling... and yes coffee is considered a drug

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kileypalmer 0

OP this isn't an FML. your just not smart is all.

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menacingsprite 3

Ydi never do drugs when unemployed. But in general drugs are bad mkay?

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flyinghigh420 2

Synthetic piss...you're obviously not to smart

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tbazenith 1

I'm 19. It's a hell of a lot easier for me to get weed than it is for me to get alcohol. I have to know someone who's 21 to get alcohol, while for weed no one cares how old you are. What kind of message are we sending to kids?

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ArcanaDL 3

well next time study :D

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domking1315 20

Yeah ikr the side effects are only like depression and hallucinations. Stuff like that.

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