By BOOMerang - 24/09/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Same thing different taste

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hollisterlover64 0

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if it hit you in the nose...wouldn't you have seen it before it hit you?! o_o

There is no way this is real. NOBODY throws a boomerang perfectly first time, and like anybody would be that retarded to just watch it swing round and smack them in the face. If they did break their nose it would probably be because they just didn't let go and smacked themselves in the nose.

even if they're not sharpened, they were designed for hunting. ydi for not showing more respect for a weapon. boomerangs are not toys like frisbees.

alex_mu 0

HA im still waiting for mine to come back

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I call fake. Nobody can throw a boomerang so perfectly first time that it a) actually returns b) returns to precisely so as to hit them in the head. You have to throw it on exactly the right angle, taking into account the wind direction, and have just the right movement in your wrist. Plus, boomerangs make very wide turns and you would see it coming, unless you just threw it and then turned away. All though skelldogs could be right - perhaps the OP just threw it directly up in the air and it fell back and smacked him in the face... haha.

The Aborigines made the boomerang, and no offence but lol how could u not believe they dont come back, they've been used for hunting for centuries in Australia. They are dangerous, if u dont hit anything it'll come back and either u leg it out of the way or catch it.

"This throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!"

AntiChrist7 0

YDI for knowing better than aboriginals