Work on your reflexes, man.

I got suspended for throwing a boomerang at a teacher in the 5th grade.

fake most likely. or skilled enough to start entering competitions (if they exist lol)

fake. It's actually pretty hard to throw a boomerang and make it come back to you. You need the perfect angle.

YDI for not moving out of the way

Boomerangs don't exist.

lol the only way i can see this story being anywhere close to true is if the dumbass OP threw it directly up and watched it come straight back down at him..... im aussie iv watched aboriginal children practicing this with there parents in the outback its extremely hard to do iv never seen anyone get it on there first try

bullshit! there's no way you're going to get it to come back right to you the first go, it willjust come halfway back. and anyway why wouldn't you see it coming and move. they don't go that fast

I've learned this lesson. For me it was a frisbee, not a boomerang. My friend flew the frisbee my way, instead of paying attention to the frisbee, I began to find all the green skittles in my not-catching-frisbee-hand(?) and ended up getting hit in the face.

So what were you just standing there admiring it coming back to you?