By BOOMerang - 24/09/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
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Same thing different taste

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hollisterlover64 0

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This is so fake. Seriously, im australian, and I remember one time on camp when an aboriginal came and talked to us. He demonstrated throwing a boomerang and he told us many times over how long it took to master throwing a boomerang. Its all to do with the wind, skill, movement and angle. Even he - the aborinial for pity sakes - couldnt throw i and make it come back to him until after like 20 tries!. This is sooooooooo fake.

Too true. Stupid stereotypes make people think that boomerangs are some magic device that will 100% return to you no matter how much you suck.

thank you. nice to have someone agree with me. I was being completely serious

Sounds fake. Seriously boomerangs won't hit you in the face. They travel elliptically so they end up "near" where you threw it.

nemo3590 0

Eh, this doesn't sound real to me. I used to have a boomerang, and it took me FOREVER to get it to come back. You have to throw it just right, and it almost never comes directly back to you; you have to move a little bit to catch it. I'm saying false on this one.

I forgot what a boomerang was until it came back to me =p LOL (p.s. that was a joke =p)

dcf17 0

OMG that liked happened to me when I like 5. My dad threw a boomerang and when it was coming back, since I was like 5, I tried to catch it, but instead I had my mouth open and hit me in the mouth knocking out a tooth and cutting my tongue.

Thats so fake and if it is real then YDI !

ok this could be real. havent you guys ever seen Wildboyz , with Steve-o and Chris Pontius. Chris throw it and it came back, he tried to catch it but he didnt get a good grip and it hit him in the forehead, making blood. so this story could soo be real. youtube it if u dont believe me : chris ponitus boomerang.

leksileks 0

they are made to do that. stubborn ass

bugmenotmofo 34

FAKE! You can never get it to come back to you on the first throw.