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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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You deserved it 33 009
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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

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knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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adare 0

hahahahahahahahhahaha I'm sorry try working out sometime honey.

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RugbyLover13 0

Ha maybe you should like stretch more often or work out more often so wiping your butt isn't such a difficult task.

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marinus_fml 19

where u from? my guess is either AUS, NZ, RSA, or Europe. go the boks!!

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polopony 0

Strictly A.B.E. fans in my home - anyone but England

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xoze1018xo 0

r u that weak or is ur ass just really big?? lol

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Ancarnia 0

Just proves how dangerous the ass can be...

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SenoraC 0

Your life isn't ****** unless you are now permanently physically disabled. =.=

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cristy91 33

That's horrible. Maybe you should start exercising to work out the muscle more? I've heard that helps, but what do I know. Better solution, marry a borderline dead rich person and get the inheritance. Once that happens, you can PAY someone to wipe your ass for you :] excellent

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FarSide 22

What were you using to wipe your fat ass? A sheep??

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smokergirl420 0

somebody tell me how that's even possible.

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TheBestManEver 0

I imagine she was was trying to do a power wipe, where they just throw their arm down there with so much momentum that they can finish the job with one swift stroke. However the OP underestimate her strength and threw her arm TOO far and hyperextended her muscles, resulting in an injury. I hope the OP learned her lesson: Wiping is for neat freaks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Power wipe, LOL!!!! A new competition for the X Games.

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shadyecko 0

48 ******* wins!!!

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xxniteskie 1

lmfao at 48. nice.

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Stunsz 0

Thats weird :s like I mean even someone with a big ass wouldnt pull a muscle unless your really outta shape just learn to hit the gym or better yet for your benifiet walk and pick up the fast food that made your ass so big and bring it back home so you butn calories and at the end you get a reward :D

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donicus 0

were you wiping back to front or front to back?

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WeaponsOfMassDDD 0

ALWAYS front to back geez when r y'all gonna learn. guess it's gonna take pulling a muscle....

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