By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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lesb_lv 0

and whats your name? because penis in french still is penis...

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ameliamelia 0

It could also be "Verge" , that's another word for penis in french...

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lerouxmaster 7

I'm French. Your name doesn't mean penis, zizi means penies!

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adorableemu54 0

So is your name Verge? Because otherwise it's just penis.

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zacharytk72 5

hey dumbass, penis in French is PENIS

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The_Disturbed 5

Actually, everyone, if you want to go into the slang terms, then "le kiki ou quiqui" also means penis. It's slang, but it's the same as "****" meaning penis in English, when "****" is the short name for a cockerel.

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Busterfml 0

at least your name isn't that of a Hatian kid I know... Luscious Pussey.

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ann3so 0

I'm french too and "kiki" can also mean penis ...but in childlish words

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LaGriffonne 3

As a native French speaker I'm very curious to know what your name is.

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