Intimacy: Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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You deserved it 26 759

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By Fat man pube - 29/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 725

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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You deserved it 15 366

By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00

Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 296

You deserved it 1 577

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 511

You deserved it 3 931

By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 273

You deserved it 13 427

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 639

You deserved it 134 209

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 221

You deserved it 6 553

By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 892

You deserved it 5 926

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 066

You deserved it 468

bhurberry 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

:( Cut your pubes then..

Nerry_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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HopeDope27 0

Monday 16 May 2011 4:54

That's soooooo nasty! :)

soketgo 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:04

no comment.

carolann97 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:08

that's just nasty!!!!

Muffinzz11 7

Monday 16 May 2011 5:26

lol for some reason when I read this I wasn't sure wether this was a guy or a girl :P

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:00

what kinda girls you been dating?!?!?! LMFAO.

threeminutesfrom 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:28

that might be a sign to trim a bit

lizliz23 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:33

u should totally try braiding it 2 look like a second penis

cristig 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:38

long pubes? or short penis? lmao

legitney 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:45

thanks for informing us. I'm sure we all wanted to picture that.

Ryanstmvg 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:55

I hope your lubes are just really big for your case

chance4eva 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:56

me thinks its time to trim the grass around the trunk

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Letting yourself go

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