Tomorrow, you'll realize you'll never get laid until you get rid of the monster crotch-weed infestation. Nothing disgusts women more than repulsive crotch forests on a guy. A penis disappearing among the horrible dick-weed is unacceptable. Unless you find an old hippie whose mind stayed stuck back in the Woodstock days to have sex with you, you'll remain a virgin. (Although one can wonder who in their sane mind would want to have sex with a granny stuck in the Woodstock mindset. *shudders in horror*)

Hopefully you have long pubes ;)

how old are you!!!

How the hell is this possible?

ew.

well, u know , u can't blame your pubes…╮(╯_╰)╭

u gotta trim the bush to make the tree look taller

no one should have pubes. thats gross

W.....T.....F makes me wonder why I read this site sometimes. really didn't want that mental image.

Holy shit, that ******* sucks! I'm sorry.