Intimacy: Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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Letting yourself go

By Fat man pube - 29/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 725

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 912

You deserved it 15 366

By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00

Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

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You deserved it 1 577

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 511

You deserved it 3 931

By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 273

You deserved it 13 427

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 639

You deserved it 134 209

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 221

You deserved it 6 553

By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 892

You deserved it 5 926

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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You deserved it 468

bhurberry 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

:( Cut your pubes then..

Nerry_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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deserteagle148 0

Monday 16 May 2011 8:03

**** man that sucks shave! haha that must be itchy

corndogs123 0

Monday 16 May 2011 8:06

that's sick..

Smilez12 0

Monday 16 May 2011 8:50

o.0 Eww?

psihofoliya 0

Monday 16 May 2011 9:24

you are stupid idiot!you deserve that for writing things like that on FMl!sucker...

darkkai 0

Monday 16 May 2011 9:38

ouch :(

kpadgett045 0

Monday 16 May 2011 10:47

damn..that sucks..you must be asian..lol and shaving your pubes is not going to change the fact that you must be hung like a light switch..

kyarush 10

Monday 16 May 2011 12:12

creeper

SuziiReneeWard 0

Monday 16 May 2011 14:52

wtf , turn off. !

Nhk_fml 4

Monday 16 May 2011 15:25

@12: f*** off you homophobic ##%$$** I know someone just like you of course he is Christian.... Note not meaning to offend anyone except #12

tangalang12 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:04

you must be Asian!

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by cooking dinner. As I was chopping onions, I cut my finger and started bleeding everywhere. She walked in, saw the blood on the onions, and almost passed out. FML

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Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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Today, my newly ex-boyfriend, who is also my co-worker, threw me under the bus about our relationship, except he claimed it was a one-sided relationship. I offered to show the consensual texts between us, but he insisted it’s “Photoshopped.” I was fired anyway. FML

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML

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Same thing different taste

Letting yourself go

Shaving!

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