By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 721
You deserved it 26 759

Same thing different taste

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OP, keep your pubes around the base, but trim them back to like an inch long or thereabouts. shave your **** shaft when erect & shave your balls. Most men who don't manscspe are going to be in the same situation as you. Relax. Size is one thing and you're probably fairly normal, longevity is another. If you can go at it like a champ for 8 mins or more, you've got a much better offering to your woman than someone hung like a donkey who only lasts 2 minutes. if you need improvement lasting longer, talk to your doctor about drugs like Zolof. Seriously, size is not the be all and end all. Don't forget, their are women out there with big vaginas who aren't pleasing men coz they're too loose. Maybe the worry is all the wrong way around? just find a nice & tight girlfriend (is small hands an indicator?).

Sha41491 0

you could star in the next hangover

thats either really gross or really sad

Wow, you sure have a problem with your pubes.

emmiep1011 7

oh dayum get at me please