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At #48 It actually is my own cat at dark ready to jump me. And nope it wasn't photoshopped. And yes it is alive.
back on ebola topic. they only found 2 cases of it in Texas but need to keep in mind there are more out there bc the guy from liberia came in more contact than with one person you know security ect..
She's probably one of those who believe everything on iFunny
To everyone saying"well the student still wrote an essay they should get some credit" lets say you're a mechanic and I ask you to do an oil change. You give me a new transmission. Do I owe you anything? NO!!! Because you didn't do the work asked for. Neither did this dim bulb. She write an essay about some pseudo-science fiction, not a scientific article: which was the assignment.
It actually is not a fictional topic; the disease can send someone into a "coma-like" situation where the heart rate is slowed to a point where it is not detectable. When they awaken from this, it appears as if they are rising from the dead.
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To be honest she did do her assigned work. She wrote an essay on an article that is related to science as it was on the topic of the ebola virus even if one of the symptoms were false it was still on a factual virus. Unless you read it over and marked it fairly (which you never since you gave it a zero) then you could be in serious trouble if the work was related to her grades.
This actually is a thing. One of the effects of the Ebola virus is an almost coma-like occurrence. It sends your body into such a deep sleep that a heartbeat is almost unrecognizable. Taking into account the technology where this was discovered (Africa), it was reasonable for them to suspect such a thing. This is a real situation, just with a different explanation, and does in fact relate to science.
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It's one thing to politely ask you to allow his daughter to redo the assigned work with a proper article, and it's another thing to "demand" a near-perfect score for nowhere near acceptable work...
It really amazes me how ignorant some people can be.