Animals: Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten...

By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Shmoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:07

Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.

Juggalette_623 9

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"

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dgv 13

Friday 19 February 2010 20:50

ahahahahhahahahahaha!!! eww!

tomahawkinyouall 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:58

dude that's freakin sick

courtsport 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:03

ppl actually eat about 5 or so spiders in their lifetime while they r sleeping

blankettt 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:11

I'll probably end up looking it up online because I'm curious. So, do you just reuse them forever, or do you replace them?

dynky 3

Friday 19 February 2010 21:32

Not sure what the official lifetime of the product is, but I see no reason why it wouldn't last forever.

sosadtoobadd 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:13

It is gross - I'd be interested in knowing if this was a male or a female dog. Female dogs will do this, because it's part of their "maternal instinct" to clean up things/scents that could give away their location in the wild. This is why they clean up poop after their puppies, and eat umbilical cords etc. the male could be doing it to cover scent also... and this also means that the dog likes you and feels protective of you. Wrap your pads better and empty the trash can often.

jellybean120 10

Friday 19 February 2010 21:14

I remember my cousin's dog used to do the same thing to her, except it was her baby's dirty diapers all over the front lawn.

lilshizz 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:29

oh my god! same thing happened to me!!! it's awful! stupid dogs.

Triipwire 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:39

This does happen as it has happened to me on several occations. Whats worse than picking up shreads of saliva soaked cotton? Picking up saliva soaked cotton which is also covered in your blood.