Animals: Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten...

By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Shmoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:07

Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.

Juggalette_623 9

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"

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mzhonesty 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:25

See, I've never had a dog, but I have enough sense to keep doors closed around them.

applesmoothiee 2

Friday 19 February 2010 23:26

Does the dog sparkle?

ccontente 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 18:34

hahahahhahahahha

91_92_93Gal 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:32

That would be mortifying!! D:

FUDGELOVESME 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:45

that's just nasty maybe you should start using tampons he can't rip those up

shortyboo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:48

- ohh dayumm ! ;sorry bout that! happened to me at my house but i picked it up asap! if your bf says something tell him " you shouldnt be talking bout my blood cus ur sex iaibt that great"

Mimasita 1

Friday 19 February 2010 23:49

OMG that really sucks! hope you cleaned it up before your bf came home!

fbp6277 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:25

That's happened to me before. It was so gross.

kelleyb323 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:38

you deserve it for using pads. how does it feel to sit in your own blood all day?

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:54

Some women can't use tampons. My mom and sister both had problems with ridiculously heavy flow and they would go through a super heavy duty tampon in about 10 minutes. Pads were the only way to keep from ruining every pair of underwear they owned. And this has been your TMI for the day. :D

OMGraven 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 4:38

Better than it feels to shove a hunk of bacteria-friendly cotton up my cooter that only serves to exacerbate my already excruciating cramps. But thanks for asking!

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:34

Maybe I'm just being immature, but I giggled at the word "cooter." And then I imagined someone saying it with a fancy accent and started cracking up. Hehe, cooter.