By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML
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ycrem0n 21

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you

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perdix 29

For the first five minutes, he was a "potential" stalker. After 2 hours, he's clearly an actual one. In physics terms, we'd call him a kinetic stalker.

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DocBastard 38

Where I come from, saying "bless you" is our way of getting engaged. I hope you two have a happy life together. Don't forget to invite me to the wedding.

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Llama_Face89 33

Ha where are you from, Doc?

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sheethapins 13

If you tell 60 where you live Doc you may end up repeating this FML.

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AmericanJedhead 10

Thats a little extreme. Maybe you should call the police. Or, if you're single, you should consider running off into the night with the nice man from the subway.

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crimsonlover4 31

Hey OP that's exactly how I met MY soulmate! What a small world! Lol No, but seriously FYL OP and call the cops before things escalate! O_o

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crimsonlover4 31

On another note, this would probably make a better love story than Twilight! *cringes*

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docscientist 9

An Ebola outbreak is a better love story than Twilight.

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perdix 29

Let him take you out to dinner and then talk of nothing but your giant fart that cleared out your entire office.

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crimsonlover4 31

It just occurred to me OP that maybe the nice subway man is waiting for YOU to sneeze? Eh, yea not likely lol Watch yourself...before he wrecks you.

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SenselessPattern 12

I swear to god it still looks like a sunset to me until I click on the picture. I ******* love sunsets.

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crimsonlover4 31

38- thanks! 43- I still don't see a sunset lol but hey, ok haha though I've been trying to change my pic for a few days now :/ the app sort of sucks

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RubenTheGreek 8

At first i thought it was a sunset then the eye of sauron

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maddygirl820 10

That's what happens when you're nice OP

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