By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I don't really think there's a "discreet" way to **********. ._.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Sure there is: By yourself, in your own room, with the door locked, and a radio playing for background/cover up noise. :P But if you mean during a conversation with another human being in the same vicinity as yourself......then no, not really. :p

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Tidus0 17

Why can't people excuse themselves and go somewhere private masturbation is a personal thing unless all parties are doing it.

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

I know a guy that did it in class once he got away with it until the teacher called on him to wright something on the board lol

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

58- I was going to say the same thing. Some kid was masturbating in the back of my middle school science class a few years ago. Maybe studying the planets got him hot and bothered.

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SousapCody 6

85- he was probably just fapping to Uranus.

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aksweetheart 7

win. to all of these comments. I applaud you all(:

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outoftown 26

57 - because they are pervs and enjoy inflicting/enticing a family member into it, or humiliating them at the least.

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Braxton_84 3

HA I just realized he is like the impulsive masturbating guy on Sons of Anarchy. Maybe you should cut off most of his fingers!

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volleyballchik 10

I don't want to be rude or anything but why are you so set on it not being a male? Girls are a lot more private about that sort of thing!!!

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perdix 29

A cousin like that could come in handy.

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p3mguin 7

This comment is handtastic! because the other is being used for *cough* eating....

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zandalee 19

Why? Why did you pretend you didn't notice your cousin masturbating in front of you? And this isn't the first time? What's wrong with you? Grow a backbone & slap him silly! That's just nasty...

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ss_20_xx 14

Ugh I wouldnt wanna touch him.

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andiewithlove 21

Oh you know, cuz I always go up to people and strike up a conversation while my hand is in my pants.....pfffffft......discreet....

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dude1122332 9

Well as a juice box I don't have hands. But I do have a straw.(;

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linkinpark98 23

Was he looking you deep into the eyes?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Maybe your guys' conversations are just mental masturbation and he's affected physically every time.

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DarkDaedalus009 8

You should embarass him, OP, that should make him stop :)

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Enslaved 36

Maybe he just had an itch down there that needed some scratching?

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andiewithlove 21

Yeah! Just an itch that needs scratching......lots and lots of scratching....,

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like someone mistaken calamine lotion for lube. :P

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