By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Wow why don't you give him a han--- *gets mauled by a tiger*

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dead_insects 18

I hate to blame the victim, but maybe one reason your cousin has done it more than once was because nothing was said by you and it MAY have appeared to be 'tolerated', for lack of a better term. PLEASE, for your own sanity, put an end to it! It's just terrible...

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FirebirdF350 7

Anyone able to say stereotypical inbreeding? 'Hey there cuz, just beating the bacon like I did last night over you' I would say you deserve it, simply for the fact you didn't clock him out like an oil rigger on christmas, and I'm more disturbed you actually kept talking to him during this. Regardless of how many times it happens.

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Stoopid_life 2

That's obviously not alright!!! Don't just sit there get off your ass and tell someone what's going on! Before it gets worst!!!!

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SxeDaze 13

Maybe he's lonely op, give him a "hand" next time. Bury this comment seems like 35 beat me to it r.i.p.

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puuhhtricia 4

Cousin got a thing for you? Or just hella horny ? O.o

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sofiery 9

I've just been moderating FMLs and it came up wit this one 'Today, I was masturbating in front of my cousin, this is the most action I've gotten in a couple months FML' - reckon it's the same cousin??? Either way, that is absolutely disgusting - tell them to stop! If they've done it before, they clearly think it's okay to do it in front of you now!

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tpike1296 11

My ex once invited me to her house, and covered up "because she was cold", I noticed hand movements, and knew exactly what she was doing. It didn't bother me, but it was awkward when she confirmed my suspicions around 45 minutes later. (We weren't dating at the time, we broke up and decided to remain friends). TL;DR: when you're fapping, we know,

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