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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By Eh.. - 05/12/2018 04:00 - Israel

Today, I learned that just because the cute barista at the train station smiles, waves at me each time I arrive, and develops small talk, probably means she's trying to sell me pastries. The smile she had when I asked for her number, and the way she said, "Nah" still haunts me. FML

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By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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RatRodInk 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

Inspired22 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:55

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

Comments

HowVery 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:10

Why the **** is everyone in a coffee shop? Girls should know better than to go with a guy who walks into a coffee shop, they are gay. Does no one else see that mostly gay guys go to coffee shops. That popped collar douche is a pole smoker at the local park at night.

ImIsaac 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:12

Don't sweat it breh, that means she wasn't worth it. =]

pip74205 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:12

Girls like guys who will treat them like shit.

lifeisabitchandy 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:25

I'm not a fan of piped collar douche bags but you definitely need to up your game and get a lil more swag.

spd2fst4u 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:26

Well most "girls" like douchebags. Try finding a women. Good luck my friend. Sometime it takes 100 to find the right 1.

smhlqnick 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:30

She doesn't owe you a date just because you're nice. I used to have a couple of male room mates who always yelled at me for dating "douches" because I wouldn't date them. And there was this guy who was older than my dad who used to lurk around my work and he told me off for being "shallow" because I didn't want to go for dinner with him. No one owes you a date and it is not your business who girls date. Stop whining, get some self esteem, and stop judging others by how they look. Maybe he is a douche but so are you for your sense of entitlement.