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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By Eh.. - 05/12/2018 04:00 - Israel

Today, I learned that just because the cute barista at the train station smiles, waves at me each time I arrive, and develops small talk, probably means she's trying to sell me pastries. The smile she had when I asked for her number, and the way she said, "Nah" still haunts me. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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RatRodInk 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

Inspired22 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:55

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

Comments

bridgetann79 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:01

Maybe she likes douches??;; Or you just didn't come onto her right??,,

doctor_awesome 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:06

I was thinking dirty when I read the last part. .__.

doctor_awesome 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:08

-jk. the whole thing is dirty

uncleyuggles 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:13

He couldn't come onto her, she rejected him

YayorNay 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:25

Do women actually like these "collar popin' douches"? If they do, I'm never gonna get a date.

FFPulley 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:02

Oh he could still come on to her. She just wouldn't know about it till it was too late. Lmao

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:07

115 it is okay. many people like shih tzus.

YayorNay 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:38

Rawr

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:02

Douchebag: hey did it Hurt Girl: did what hurt Douchebag:when you fell from heaven Girl: here's my number and you frappe on me Op: facepalm

Beebow_fml 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:12

"You frappe on me", sounds like an invitation.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:37

Damn I meant "your". I Forgot that r it's always tricky.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:57

I like it better without the "r". Sounds like a semi-entertaining porno.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:30

frappefrappefrappe.

sgtrobswifey 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:37

106 ftw

doom2 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:02

Girls can be dumb sometimes. Don't take it personally and find a better girl than her :)

duckman9 55

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:24

Can be? Sometimes?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 12 August 2011 6:06

Never. You, however are a perfect example. A woman is always right. I do not have a woman, so thus, I am always right.

detective_oreo 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:02

Well you need to turn into a douche to get those kinda girls!

pYrO92583 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:10

No he should not. The world already has to many douches

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:09

Cheesy pickup lines c:

hellbilly205 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:27

AceShots95 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:51

^^ That was not the proper response for that comment..ten points to slitherin!

Stealthed 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 16:36

Come on hufflepuff, get your shit together!!

hellbilly205 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:18

Damn i gotta get on my game then...

Kayokku 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:18

Women love sleazy pimps just as much as men love cheap floozies.

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 12 August 2011 14:18

cheap skinny floozies and/or aiming out of their league. get it right.

Eckristen 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:19

amen

Dcm210 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:24

so she has a bad taste in men. you could find better anyways.

bensitu 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:26

Girls don't necessarily go for the bad boy. Odds are the cute girl was interested in the good looking guy. I guess the moral of the story is be better looking, or lower your standards.