By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
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RatRodInk 0

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

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Inspired22 11

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

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maddiester 5

that's what you get when you're a polite young gentleman dear.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I tried being a gentlemen. I gave up. I am now the quiet lurker of the class.

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Joefabrizzio 0

Haha nice "other guys" reference I award you 1,000 Internet points.

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doctor_awesome 8

solution: two shirts- both collars popped. hit her with the charm "hey baby, what size shoes do you wear? I'm guessing size SEXY." and if that doesn't work obviously this bitch is whack.

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Dudelike89 8

That's how I get all the ladies.

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FFPulley 9

What about, op walks up and starts messing up her hair then when she gets all pissed and asks WTF he's doing, he replies... "I just wanted to see what you will look like in the morning." and winks at her. HA!

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AceShots95 0

^that ***** legit. its been tested!

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italianbby 11

You got this from JENNA MARBLES! look up Justin bieber jenna marbles, then you'll know what she's talking about

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a_nutritionist 10

OP:"hey baby did it hurt?" girl:"did what hurt?" OP:"did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" Disfigured Midget:"like you wouldnt believe" OP *cries* now we know why the guy with the popped collar was considered the better choice...?

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Pazu_fml 10

Gonna call YDI on this. She doesn't owe you a date, nor is it any of your concern who she goes for instead. Maybe the other guy was just more charismatic than you. And speaking as a female who's had a number of people fish for my number while I'm on the job... it's annoying as hell. Stop it.

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trese666 0

for reeeeeel. it's like how rude I can't escape you im on the clock!

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TheNewGuy03 28

So, I have to ask...when *is* it appropriate to try to talk to you? A more relaxed social setting would be preferred, yes, but what if this is the only time the person sees you? :O

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a_nutritionist 10

she doesnt owe you a date, she does however owe you basic respect providing you offered her the same. nobody DESERVES a brutal rejection if they havent applied an offensive tactic to showing interest. honestly, if i were watching someone simply say they like the person behind the counter and would she consider going out sometime and she shot him down abusing him...id probably treat her with the same level of disrespect any time i went into her store. obviously if he opened with "hey baby nice ****, wanna ****?" or "hi, ive been watching you for weeks, you smell real nice and i touch myself when i think about you" that would be a completely different scenario... @100 then i expect you to apply that same attitude to any guy who asks you out at work, be it someone youre interested in or not.

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pYrO92583 0

I hate douches, all I do is hit them in the face. Take note that douches talk to much but cant hit hard or take a punch

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Pazu_fml 10

It's not necessarily that women like a "bad boy," but we tend to like guys who show confidence. Guys with low confidence, who constantly put the girl on a pedestal, tend to be emotional manipulators who think that doing or saying nice things entitles them to a girl's affections. The confident guys, unlike Nice Guys (who are not as nice as they think they are), are more frank with women, which allows for a relationship built on respect, rather than obligation.

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organicmtdew 0

Guys who hit on coffee shop girls who are at work are slimy douchebags, popped collar or not. You understand that I'm talking about you, right, slimy douchebag?

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niswisk 3

Thats sadly lifes story. :(

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