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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By Eh.. - 05/12/2018 04:00 - Israel

Today, I learned that just because the cute barista at the train station smiles, waves at me each time I arrive, and develops small talk, probably means she's trying to sell me pastries. The smile she had when I asked for her number, and the way she said, "Nah" still haunts me. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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RatRodInk 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

Inspired22 11

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:55

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

Comments

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 12:58

Assholes go together.

XZero_fml 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:01

Lesson of the day: in order to get a girl's number in this age you need to talk and dress like a douche. Got it. So being a generally nice guy doesn't work because media glorifies the douche.

churchic 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:12

I don't dress like a douche and I don't have a problem getting women, it's keeping them; that in itself my friend is an entire different story

fricknugget 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:15

sorry op, nice guys finish last :((

Bloothebawss 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:21

Sorry bro. Nice guys like us always finish last.

mastersmurf 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:27

FYL Dude, But seriously, you're better off not getting to know her if she's into that shit. still FYL for losing out on the free frappe

vashthestampede 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:33

You should of slapped that bitch like A Pimp Named Slickback! The guy I mean...

dancerNsinger4li 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:12

Ahaha Boondocks reference I love it!

NorCalStoner707 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:35

It's a diff type of poppin ur collar u lame

perdix 29

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:48

If the "douchebag" got the girl, and you didn't, what does that make you? A used wad of toilet paper? You need to learn to dress. You need to learn to use pickup lines before asking for numbers. You need to find a new coffee shop, because you're the laughingstock of the regular one.

Lightbulb830 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 13:49

******* *****! Jagerbombs!

TobyFunke 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 14:06

grow up bro, have some style if you want to land the ****, and if the **** is clearly not in to your type of man, move on... she wasn't for you and style does not equal popping a collar, I'm just saying, you might have gone in there looking shit, fumbling over your words like you fumbled typing them, why would she want to hit that?