Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else

jm88 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..

Comments

InsaneOblongata 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:41

I don't understand why people text important things like that. Why not say it in person. I understand that some people are shy when it comes to spilling their guts, but saying something meaningful has more merit when you say it in person rather than doing something impersonal like texting it. Therefore; you deserved that.

VooDooXII 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:44

I would've said the same thing...you can't text something like that.

havetogetaway 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:48

dude you never text your feelings.

official_fml 2

Friday 24 April 2009 0:49

The more emotional a woman is, the greater the chance that her words and actions only make sense to herself. Sorry, but it's true.

emmajester 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:02

I would have asked the same thing.

AK 2

Friday 24 April 2009 1:02

You sound kind of creepy. Next time, think about what the other person would think of you before you do something.

ejvlols 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:03

You sound kind of creepy. Next time, think about what the other person would think of you before you do something.

meddude 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:04

seriously what did you expect? you may have put anonymous, but i can guess your name: Creepy McCreeperson. am i in the ballpark? i would've been asking the same thing. my follow up question is were you, in fact, drunk?

fmyoptical 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:08

uhhh That would be really awkward to send over text. If you guys have been going out that long, shouldn't you be comfortable enough to tell him that face to face? It only seems logical. :|