By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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mikew85 0

Just goes to show you that you were right to get rid of her. Hope you had a prenup and she didn't get half of your stuff too. Good luck in the game, hope you find an honest lady this time around dude.

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withered 30

#12 From the way OP puts it it would seem she got rid of him. + Without the prenup he would get half of her stuff too. Unless you were after the weird "stereotype" that woman has no assets in marriage, no job, no income, completely nothing, invests nothing and only leeches of her spouse. As for the amount of time her account is active it really it depends when their marriage died. If they were separated before the divorce was finalised (before those 3 months) I don't blame her that much. Still sucks to know that. Anyway, at least he's free now to find someone else.

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CodeMonkey123 0

Wow, that sucks she is a horrible person and it's good you got divorced.

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spoo 24

"a couple days after my divorce", YDI, get over it before dating again. If it wasnt a true dating site but a "dating" site, i can understand.

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TheSickness 0

Ahhh. Dude that sucks. D: At least you didn't find out she was cheating on you. o_o

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som_fml 0

Well wait a minute... You're supposed to be separated a year before the divorce. Why is it unreasonable that she decided to move on instead of clinging onto you during the separation?

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withered 30

#16 Don't you know women need to wait few years and mourn their broken relationship before they can look at other men and move on so they aren't called a *****? Sarcasm aside, people are way too bitter about their ex partners moving on before them.

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soccerkrzy 0

I think #14 just hit the nail on the head. It was an escort site, haha.

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CherishFlowers 0

#14, you're supposed to be seperated before the divorce is finalized. Maybe he's had time to get over it.

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redbluegreen 40

It's not like both people start looking as soon as they get out of a divorce. It's likely she's wanted a divorce for a while, regardless of you two being married for 20 years. Just because it was finalized a few days ago does not mean that she's only entitled to start looking as soon when it's completely over. Plus, it's not that hard to find your ex spouse on those sites, because, of course, you've spent so much time together. It's frustrating and can hurt, but it's not at all hard to believe, and there are always other people you can meet. It's really no fault at the website you're using. She's allowed to move on, and so are you.

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