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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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By GameMeetsGame2024 - 30/06/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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funsize003 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

diet_otaku 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:12

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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darkmis1 17

Friday 12 June 2009 20:49

That sux! But it seems like ur better off without her.

omnomnomnom 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:50

#10...hahaha thats good.

Rob731 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:51

Ouchhh man, Maybe you guys have been rocky for a while so she was already looking.....thats a low blow though...FYL

aliciajm 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:53

Lmao hahahha damn I'm sorry to hear that

L0veh8te 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:53

ROFL, FYL You should PM her and say hi, once she knows its you more than likley she will take a peek at your profile, thats where you will and write a bunch of negative crap on your profile saying how the last 20 years have been the worst of your life etc.. bunch of negative crap to piss her off. And now your looking for new excitment...

withered 30

Thursday 21 July 2016 9:19

#47 She divorced him and moved on. Doubt she'd care. If he did that he would only look immature to everyone else that would check his profile. And noone wants to date a child that has tantrums after break up. Bad advice if he wants to find anyone on that site.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:53

You were with her 20 years, you must have a good idea what her password would be. Get in there, and modify her account so she gets the most disturbed and crazy matches possible.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 12 June 2009 20:54

Women /facepalm

regalarius 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:02

Did you just wake up one day and divorce her or did the process takes time? There's nothing wrong with dating if you're trying to terminate a marriage...