By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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podrummer9209 0

10 sounds like a plan. Sometimes women can be really mean... so can guys but that's beside the point. =|

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tradit03 0

Find urself. F the rest!!

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nagewin 0

well if she knew she was divorcing you then it's smart of her to move on sorry about your divorce

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wordgirl 0

Use that proof to sue her for alienation of affection and get a nice settlement. :)

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nwoodh 0

Dude Im so sorry but thats ******* hilarious. The irony..too great. You need to let the website know that they are totally fail at matchmaking...

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curlybrunette 0

# 10 thats epic haha, but yeah really dude, that just sucks! hopefullyy ya find someone 975025 times better!

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spoo 24

the fact that he cares says hes not over her... and nobody deserves his baggage

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