Health: Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 21:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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Food for thought

By that’s what you get - 05/08/2020 17:02

Today, I warned my husband not to eat the seafood he'd left on the counter. He insisted it was fine. He’s now been in the bathroom shitting, puking and wailing for three hours. Our place is tiny and the bathroom is attached to our bedroom. The door doesn’t keep out the noise or the rancid smell. FML

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By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Stuck

By notmansbestfriend - 12/08/2013 16:09 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood. During this time, I watched through the open door as my dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I rented for my sister's wedding. The wedding is in 12 hours. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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RoxyRaccoon 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:34

I love the way this was worded. :}D

XxKeLs3yxX 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:28

that sucks

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LucyStraw 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:24

lol maybe nemo is just trying to find his way back to the ocean

quietlytearful 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:45

hahaha! "the great porcelain whirlpool" ftw :D

thatonekid123 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:30

Haha I say "Take the Browns to the Superbowl!" :)

goonie85 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:21

OP is "Original Prankster." Also, I agree with the person that said some seafood already smells. Some of that stuff starts out pretty vile. I would like to add that I <3 made up statistics.

LightWater 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:38

Dude, you can get Vibrio Parahaemolyticus from sea food - that's a bug in the same species as cholera! I'd go to the doctor and make sure to request a TCBS plate.

buggybeauty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:55

YDI. who eats leftover seafood??? or even saves it in the first place?

yogagirl123 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:49

all you people are morons. You don't like the way of was worded, you like theway it was written. There is a time and place for the world worded and it's not here or now. To OP: la e reference to the toilet. To everyone else: grow up!! You're discussing your favorite way to refer tow toilet!!! Are you all in grade 3 or something???