By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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Anonanimal 0

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

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ms_nobody 0

Im hoping u and her have already broken up because she was cheating and she decided to be with him instead. and then he broke up with her. and u are just comforting her because you guys were able to stay friends after your break up. that will make this a little less pathetic.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I truly hope so too. Otherwise, this guy has no self-esteem or -respect.

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playfuldesk 0

I wouldn't hurt a ******. Pussy is my religion

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T_X_P 2

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." You're now getting fooled a second time by allowing her to manipulate you into feeling sympathy. Display a little self-respect by getting rid of her.

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eperry84 1

Your life sucks because you don't know any better. You need to hit that B**** in the throat. Closed fist.............................

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ms_nobody 0

I think they were already broken up when this other wanker broke up with the girl.

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rebamoo 14

Why would you suggest violence towards her?? He should NOT have consoled her, but punch her in the throat??? That is never ok.

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dspadres 0

What a bitch and you're a tool. Don't try to be that guy who pleases everyone. And definitely don't be that guy who thinks he'll get sympathy from other people about it.

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Scoop2552 6

Pussy Whipped. Dump her ass, she deserves it for cheating on you.

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orchids_torturer 0

******* loser. if YOU dont have YOUR best interests at heart, who will?

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