By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 337
You deserved it 14 718

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away

TorisaurusRexxx 10

#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.

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There's nothing wrong with it (apart from the legal side of things) teenage boys - usually 11+ need these sorts of things to satisfy their hormones during puberty. It's either **** or a son at 15... Just let him watch it and wack off. It's no big deal, almost every male on the surface of the earth does it.

#284, teenagers don't need **** to not have kids, a lot of them can get it done without any.

aisthecoolest 8

Smartest statement on this site. Well done good sir!

musiciangirl591 16

11? isn't that a little young to be having your own computer or watching ****?

Kids these days... You need to be tricky to outsmart them sometimes

11-year-olds should not be watching ****.

epicbeast129 6

Just take it away from him! He's 11!

I can't believe some people are pissed because an eleven year old has a laptop. Laptops aren't exactly a luxury anymore, this isn't 1998. They start at like 300 bucks now. He could've gotten it as a present for being a good student for all we know. Computers are actually necessary for being a good student seeing as teachers nowadays assign an ungodly amount of work and want nearly all of it typed. It's easy to say that he can use his parents' computer, but we don't know how often they need theirs. Perhaps my opinion is biased because my middle school teachers LOADED us with work, claiming it was high school/college preparation, so I really needed my own computer. Staying up until 3 AM was something I did several times a week. I'm 19 now and I haven't seen that much work since. *happy dance* I also have the same laptop I got when I was 12 or 13, so it proved to be a good investment lol. /rant

Thats what you get for giving and 11 year old BOY his own laptop. obviously hes gonna be interested in sex..its the 21st century.

Sounds like what I used to do when I was that age at my grandmas, where I was unsupervised and on the Internet late at night...oh how much trouble I would have avoided had I known how to delete the browsing history back then...

Instead of taking his computer and putting blocks on it, try TALKING to him about it. I know it sounds cheesy but he's gonna keep looking at **** until you talk to him about it.

Why does an 11 year old boy feel the need to watch ****???