By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 337
You deserved it 14 718

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away

TorisaurusRexxx 10

#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.

Comments

@55 - Wow, it amazes me when I find people that think hitting a child is ever a good idea. You are not going to teach them like that. They will not know that they did something wrong. They will just fear you. I personally don't believe that there is anything wrong with watching ****, unless you are spending too much time on it. But even if a child is misbehaving, it is because of the parenting, possibly from not spending enough time with him, or maybe if the parents don't believe in unconditional love (I'm not specifically talking about op). Sure, hitting them may get them to stop, but it will cause many more problems and ruin their relationship.

I was 11 just several years ago. If I did something bad and my dad hit me, I would know what was going on. 11 year olds are not animals, they aren't stupid enough to just fear their parent without thinking they did something wrong.

An 11 year old shouldn't have a laptop. The majority of them aren't responsible enough yet. If you want it to stop, give up on the parental controls & take that laptop away from him and punish him. He shouldn't even know what **** is at that age. This is your fault.

If you dont want him to watch **** then just track what he does and take it away if he does again, and 11 isnt that young...

footcheezeez 16

My dad smashed my laptop for the same offence... at 16 years old. I bought that laptop with my money D;

You can't stop them once they started. Just wait until he's 14.

11 year olds shouldn't have laptops.

Leave the kid alone, I started watching **** at 12 and I turned out fine. I've never even had sex and **** is how I learned about the birds and the bees. He's normal (even tho there is no such thing), let him be.

Besides the fact that a penis occasionally enters a ******, **** is a completely inaccurate depiction of sex.

XxQuartersxX 14

Hes an 11 year old boy. Let him watch ****. Its normal. If theres no **** the only other option is the real thing. Which would you prefer he partake in?