By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML
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perdix 29

So, was there chemistry between you?

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shananigans 0

A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Today, I stepped outside for a fart. Thinking no one was around, I lit up a nasty-smelling cancer stick. I looked over to see a neighbor staring at me. That was his first impression. FML.

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HeaRTs_Girl 0

Wow, you're sooooooooo creative. Dumbass. I hope my second-hand smoke makes you sick.

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wordgirl 0

IDK why this is buried. I actually think it's funny. :)

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Autosaver 15

I agree, that buried comment was funny. XD

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ozymandias_fml 0

It's not like he could think less of you. He already saw you smoking.

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wienerwagon 0

While smoking a cigarette himself, dumbass. If anything their mutual habit would be something for them to connect over.

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QWERTYCommander 5

@i_am_stupid_also and everyone else ripping on her for smoking. She said that her neighbor was smoking too. So either **** off, or actually read the story. I had to deal with enough stupidity today.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Yeah we read it. We also know that cigs smell way worse than any fart ever did. While I love the fact that indoors are now smoke free, as I am old enough to remember when it was considered normal to light up during a business meeting, it is still annoying to walk doing the street and have to hold my breath as people stand there and fart, I mean smoke.

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sexxxtacy 0

did you not jus read wat qwertycommander said the neighbor smokes too! i really doubt he cares if she smokes

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shaBAMalex 0

People can, and will do whatever the **** they want, no matter what you say. Bitching about smokers on the internet will do NOTHING. Ffs.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

#41 - I'm sure the neighbor farts too. What's the difference?

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TheLetterZero 7

Hey morons. Shut up. The neighbor smoking DOES NOT excuse the OP for smoking. She's getting ripped on because she's smoking, which is a really stupid thing to do in the first place. I'm not surprised, #33, since most of that stupidity seems to come from you. (None of this is directed at I_am_stupid_also)

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wordgirl 0

#34: YOU ARE FUNNY. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. :)

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ashlea925 0

Hahaha. He was probably doin' the same thing.

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f_my_flip_life 5

Should have just played it cool and gave him the "whats up" nod.

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