Intimacy: Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 11:37 - United States

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

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By weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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Crash92 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:09

Damn, I guess that means your pretty bad.

WildClown 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

Next time be a man and call her. Texting is for the weak.

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WildClown 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

Next time be a man and call her. Texting is for the weak.

Rockyio 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:30

I would have been like oh thank god I was just trying to be nice because your so damn ugly and all... guess I won't be needing this paper bag tonight. Later! lol..That would have been my response lol.

KeepTalking 6

Monday 26 December 2011 10:49

You're sad.

darkcookielord 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:58

And immature

flossingpancake 18

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BigMac_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:41

Eh don't worry about it, for all you know she might have a boyfriend that she's on the rocks with and you were the lucky one night ****.

shalvius 3

Friday 8 May 2009 16:21

smart girl

LilKonvicted 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:27

haha

MNDUBBER 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:34

#3 i believe this might actually call for a ROFLPWNED... all in favor?

z4opv14 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:22

Sucks to be you.

jm88 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:41

So it was a one night stand.. don't take it so bad. Even if you *are* good in the sack, it could still happen. Some people just want sex for sex and don't want any sort of emotional attachment. Be glad you got to get with a girl and move on.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:37

Burn't! Lose her number, cut your losses. FHL. Sounds like a tart, you're lucky she didn't string you along... Sounds like she just knows What she wants, it aint a reflection on you! Unless you told her you loved her? Lol