Love: Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple...

By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Miami Beach

Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Navarre

Today, the girl who'd asked me to prom told me she assumed we weren't going together and is now going with her friends. After agreeing to go with her, I'd bought a $200 non-refundable suit along with the ticket. I have no one else to go with. FML

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FreeTheRainbow 14

Monday 11 January 2016 6:58

Or tell her you aren't feeling this dance with her and don't pay for her.

matt729 7

Monday 11 January 2016 6:57

Sorry op, but really you don't have to... Find someone who respects you!

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Fixme 5

Monday 11 January 2016 10:47

What the hell, she was honest about it. Now you make an informed choice. Good for you.

skycollapsed 5

Monday 11 January 2016 11:00

bro **** that chick right off and find someone else.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 11 January 2016 11:09

Heh. No, you don't. You don't owe her anything. You don't need to pay anything for her or anyone. If you don't want to, when why bother with it? Hell, why bother going to homecoming at all? Save the money you'd otherwise waste for an apartment, or let it sit in a savings account for a rainy day!

trucha 10

Monday 11 January 2016 11:40

Take her to Mcdonalds!

countryboymike 2

Monday 11 January 2016 11:45

Take her out to eat finish your mean fast and leave her there

badwolf504 15

Monday 11 January 2016 14:19

If she doesn't want to be your friend, she should pay for herself.

Seeya55 31

Monday 11 January 2016 14:29

Don't waste your time with her. Don't pick her up and go alone, even if you still have to pay for her. People don't get to walk all over others. Sounds to me she's never had anyone say 'No' to her before! Why not start now? :D

rien151 19

Monday 11 January 2016 14:34

last I checked you don't have to buy anything. if she wants to end the friendship after the dance then go Dutch. she pays her way you pay yours. best of luck

Cebolamole 13

Monday 11 January 2016 14:39

Simply don't take her. She obviously just wants the meal and the ticket, take someone else!

Kevin5475845 15

Monday 11 January 2016 15:03

tell her that the way to your wallet is through her ass and begin fisting her ass with no lubrication and let her file a butthurt complaint that you throw in the bin