By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 395
You deserved it 8 585

Same thing different taste

Top comments

noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

Comments

SillySister 0

Your daughter's a brat. Send her to military school.

muell151 1

i would have beaten the crap out of her

2for3twenty 0

this is why you have to beat kids no joke its healthy

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Cancel her phone permanently!

Wow, the world is really ****** up these days....parents beating their children

It's a major FML, but it's also a HUGE YDI because you raised your daughter into such a piece of sh*t of a douche.

She obviously isn't responsible enough for a phone. However, I suggest restricting the phone to emergency and select numbers only (aka your phone), shutting off texting, internet, delete the ringtones, etc..., then give it back to her. That way she'll have the phone, except its basically useless to her.

Tell your daughter that the job you would have landed was going to pay for her continued phone service. Let her see how her actions have consequences.

tifney737 0

hey guys... she ground her from the phone... never said cell phone and considering she picked up the other phone and was yelling it HAD to be a house phone and yes those do still exist!!!