By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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This is why I think child abuse is underrated. Sometimes beating your kids is the only way to go.

Yeah sometimes mentally screwing them up for the rest of their lives is a good thing. /sarcasm

NEWS FLASH! We're all ****** in the head, doesn't matter if our parents beat us or not. This kid just deserves a good beating

She's 13, she knows better. You don't joke about rape.

tomakobriefs 11

So you don't have a job but you still pay for your 13 year old's cell phone? YDI.

She could have a job but also be on the lookout for a better opportunity. People often look for jobs while they r working so they have income, even if they don't like their current job, or want to earn more, have better hours, be closer to home etc ...

I'm sorry but your daughter is a bitch. Rape is not a funny subject to joke about at all. If she had actually been through it, she wouldn't dare joke about it. That is not acceptable behavior.

Sintrix 0

You have 5 years to fix what took you 13 years to **** up. Good luck.

Wow, seriously? You really just copied a comment from above that you thought was clever?

octopusloli 0

wow~ she wouldn't have a phone after that... or a bedroom door. when I acted out my parents actually took down my bedroom door, taking away my privacy. I started acting good really quick. I suggest giving that a try.

Your daughter is a bitch. Though I suppose that's typical of a lot of thirteen year olds. Anyway, I'd take inspired's advice. Make her volunteer at a shelter to show her that rape isn't a joke. And destroy that phone of hers. Tell her she can't get a new one until she can pay for it herself.

you now need to explain to her the real world implications of that. kraft mac and cheese EVERY night and no spending money ever. Throw in enough chores around the house at minimum wage to show until she makes up the diff. between now and when you find another job.

its not as easy as it seems, my sister recently went through a thing where she was talking to older boys acting younger, had police come over and everything to talk to her, its a real issue young children with phones now days, and parents took everything off my sister, phone, computer, internet, games, everything!! but shes found a way around it all, and even if you take there phone, or computer, theres still thousands of kids with phones and computers they can jump on. and the rape thing is a-bit intense, but now days young girls seem to be getting worst and worst attitudes.

Ahhh Karma, how sweet your sting. The little bitch won't have her cell phone in family services as they evaluate the mom. And this gives mom a chance to go thru the phone; all pics and messages, sent and recieved. Then the mom can simply cancel the phone - since she surely can't afford it. Her cloths go to a consignment shop. TV, DVD player, stereo, etc all get pawned. Then it's generic mac-n-cheese w/ cat food tuna and shopping for cloths at good-will, to bad they don't have anything in style... P.S. All you morons who think capital punishment is the only way to discipline kids are to stupid to raise kids.

Goosie 0

And the difference between to, too, and two. And why do you call it 'capital punishment'? The definition of capital punishment is: the DEATH SENTENCE awarded for capital offences like crimes involving planned murder, multiple murders, repeated crimes, rape and murder etc where in the criminal provisions consider such persons as a gross danger to the existence of the society and provide death punishment..Do you really think spanking,(on the butt, with the hand) is comparable to the death penalty? It's not even as if spanking is equivilant to being tied up and whipped. It's a spanking. Get over it. I did and I have respect for my parents, all adults, and people in general. Most young adults, teenagers, and hell, even small children don't these days. Gee, I wonder why?