By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 395
You deserved it 8 585

Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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If my days of playing The Sims and Team Fortress 2 have taught me anything, it's that locking your children in a room with no door, no food, no water, and no toilet, and shooting them in the face with either a minigun or sniper rifle is a good way to kill them if they misbehave.

sanem0808238036 0

so you bitch slap her. period. get sum backbone

ohstate411 0

i reccomend you sit down with your daughter talk to her groundher by locking her up in her room here what my mom did to my sister she took everything out of her room for 2 weeks and when she ame home she had to stay in her room all day until dinner than she would have to go back up but only when she did someting very bad so you sghould do that

sanem0808238036 0

goddam u were being kind and that fag came along. i say ice the bitch

I recommend that you tell your daughter how terribly she acted, and then tell her that you won't be able to support your daughter and she will die because she lost your job for you. Atleast it will scare some sense into her. But you have to take this as a sign that you as a parent have lots of work to do (she's 13, which means you probably dont have much time, if any, to influence her thinking)

i would have sledgehammered her if my daughter did that to me

If my kid pulled a stunt like that they would be drawing social security before they were off restriction.

jazzmancarron 11

step one, beat your daughter's ass until it bleeds. step two, pour salt on it. that'll teach your daughter to not be such a little bitch.

And you didn't rape her why? Might as well do the crime if you have to do the time ;o

Improbability 0

At #79 and the like: You've really never heard that spanking is ineffective (if not counter-productive)? Well here's just the first link I found with tons of research: http://www.nospank.net/resrch.htm Even if you somehow toss out all the evidence of negative side effects (such as increased rebellion, lower IQ's, etc), you still have to admit that using any type of physical harm as a tool purely teaches the child to fear you. Not to respect you, and it only teaches what not to do, not what is right. Don't mistake fear and loathing for respect and discipline. Anything of any value has to be intrinsic. Using reward and punishment as motivators is skin deep and meaningless. If you're kids don't respect you, anything you do will not matter. Acting through anger is easier, but easier is not always better. There, I've said my peace. You can all go back to making your kids wish you were dead. PS: Yes, this 13 year old definitely needs some more guidance and lessons in respect and boundaries.

theres nothing wrong with the occasional smack round the head if your kid does something wrong. that means they associate doing really shit stuff (such as shouting rape down the phone) with getting smacked. it doesn't solve the problem, yes, but neither does fannying about treating children like precosious little sods when they need disciplining. i wasn't beaten as a child but occasional smacking never did me any harm its not the same thing as child abuse.

That website is completely biased and cannot be trusted. That's like saying "Playing Video Games leads to violent behavior" then you cite http://www.videogamesleadtoviolence.com. Dumb. References that aren't published on a biased, one-dimensional website please. I want to see it in Science Journal or some refereed journal.

perstephane 4

I agree - there is plenty of research. However, I was spanked. Despite that, I have a healthy respect for my parents, my IQ isn't lowered, and I never rebelled. I got good grades, went to college (which I paid for myself), and am now in grad school. A lot of those studies have skewed samples. I'd like to see the controls used, sample population tested, etc.

amberv61 22

My mother spanked me. Not once did I ever wish she was dead. I got poor grades in school only because I was an I diagnosed anxiety disorder that controlled my whole life. My mother did actually pass away not to long ago and I wish everyday she was back with me. Those days that she did spank me made me fear getting in trouble so I never did. I appreciate everyday that my parents taught me manners