By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 395
You deserved it 8 585

Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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some one tell me this, how does a woman someone? i mean seriously, even though it is possible it is EXTREMELY rare.

Well im gonna take one for the team and volunteer myself to be raped by a woman so we can find out how they do it. Why do i get all the shitty jobs?

cbearxo 0

Wow, stupidity amazes me sometimes. It was a female yelling "RAPE", it said nothing about the female raping anyone.

noName123456 0

Wow, stupidity amazes me sometimes. If you manage to look down below were you click FYL or YDI it will say the gender of the OP. See right there it says. On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia) Just in case you were not sure Woman means Female.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wow, stupidity amazes me sometimes. The daughter never screamed that it was the mother doing the raping. Also, women can rape just as well. Ever heard of strapons or viagra?

esdawg 0

Ask her if she's gonna enjoy living in a motel for the holidays cause she just cost daddy any chance for a decent income for himself AND his daughter. Seriously, teenagers are so stupid, they'll spite someone while in the process screwing themselves over just as badly.

SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD. HAHAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQFee3A4Zw

Inspired22 11

I think her punishment should be to volunteer with actual rape victims. Let's see if she thinks it's so funny to cry rape after that.

wtf is this good advice doing on the internet? You sir have brought shame to the internet and everything it stands for. Now lets try and forget this by watching some internet ****.

**** making her volunteer, go for though love. Make your daughter walk home through the most dangerous part of town alone at night, if she survives she's learned her lesson, but if she gets what she deserves, then that's better. let her learn rape isn't a joke

This is a brilliant idea. It would show her that rape isn't something to joke about. But I also think that, on top of this, you should take away her phone permanently and make her live on budget-cut type living. She's clearly a spoiled brat, but I'm not going to jump to the conclusion that it's necessarily your fault entirely like some people have. Sure, you've probably given in to her one too many times, but I know plenty of kids who got basically whatever they wanted and aren't brats at all. It's a matter of personality. Hopefully it's not too late to turn her around at least a little. Good luck.

Yes. Set your daughter up to get raped. How responsible. I hope you don't breed.

lady_unknown 0

Seems like you need full load of parenting classes to take. Like mother like daughter… she sure is living by example. Where's dad?

It looks like somebody's gonna be grounded for a good long time.

Girl deserves five across the eyes for that.

if you can't salvage the job. make HER get one and pay you all her wages. would serve her right...

Kids of that age have a mind of their own, to everyone who keeps saying it was bad parenting. Just because you teach someone right from wrong doesn't mean they'll follow those rules, or else every murderer, rapist, or anyone who has committed any kind of crime could blame their actions on their parents. Sometimes it just doesn't have anything to do with the parenting; the girl was pissed, she saw a revenge opportunity, she took it. Stupid, yes, probably not well thought out, but for God's sake DON'T BLAME IT ALL ON THE PARENT. Jeez. Also.. Who says OP is a woman (to all you "how do women rape" people)? Maybe they're posting under their spouse/friend's account coz they don't wanna make one.

ihatestupidppl 0

Sure, kids have a mind of their own. But your parents are your primary influence at that age and should teach you not to use that mind to act like a total moron. Seriously, it's called self-control. 13 year olds are DEFINITELY old enough to know what that means. Shit, I learned self-control starting at 8 years old, thanks to a combination of effective parents and an excellent martial arts instructor. My parents never hit me, not once in my life. But if I had ever had the audacity to do anything as ugly as yell out "rape" for ***** and giggles as part of some kind of adolescent rampage, I would not have blamed my mother if she had beat the daylights out of me. But of course, I didn't pull any stunts like that, because, shock of all shockers, my parents knew how to raise a child. I'm sorry, but it is not difficult to raise a respectful kid. If more people were willing to parent instead of just reproduce, the world would probably be a better place.

Kids of that age have a mind of their own, but whether it's good or bad is up to the parents. Just because you tell someone to do something didn't mean that you already did your parenting job, parenting is much more than just giving order to your child. Sometimes people thought the children was just influenced by bad friends, but that's also counted as bad parenting. Stupid, yes, absolutely because not well taught out, and for God's sake DON'T BLAME IT ON THE KIDS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH THEM PROPERLY. Jeez.

Actually facts clearly state you are more influence by your friends rather than your parents.

Give her a good beating. Tell her she won't get her phone back till she can learn some self control and be more respectful of you as her parent. Also call that company back and apologize for your daughters actions. You might also want to consider giving your daughter another good whooping for good measure. Also consider cutting off her phone service if she continues to act like this and tell her she can pay for it herself.