By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 395
You deserved it 8 585

Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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I agree with inspired...... rapes not a thing to cry wolf over. And Id start treating her like the brat shes acting like... No going out being walked to school you act like a little kid you get treatd thus in my book.

I suggest you take your daughter to law school, she's enough of a bitch to be a great lawyer. Seriously, I'd find myself making her live off Ramen and wearing Goodwill clothes for a year.

kezzstar 0

Paper route. Middle of summer. I had help when I did that, and it was still hell (was 17 and trying to find a real job). Make her do it and take all the earnings, and forbid her from ever using or owning a phone or using the internet for anything but study for the rest of the year. I have a 13 year old sister, yes, I am vindictive.

wow, she needs to be taught a lesson. You have a shitty, shitty, shitty daughter. however, ydi for lack of parenting. I'm guessing this wasn't the first time she's acted like this for not getting her way.

Grounded her from using her phone? I think you mean 'banned'. l2grammar

most spoiled brat kids with no work ethic become annoying ******* as adults in the workplace. they have this retarded sense of entitlement. this cycle continue s with their kids.

I shudder to think of what my mother would have done if I pulled such a move. What a brat. If she were my kid, I would have made her watch as I took a hammer to that phone that she is pitching such a fit over.

next time she wants something just say, OK. OH wait, i don't have a job thanks to you so i cant afford it :) sorry

*laughs* Well, this is what happens when parents won't spank kids anymore. You got a girl screaming rape on the phone, because she can't use hers. So, she's allowed to use the house phone but not the cell phone? Smack your daughter, throw her phone out, and then don't just ground her from the phone ground her from everything from the internet to going out of the house. But oh, well... *laughs* Kid's will just keep getting brattier and turn in to worse adults in life. *laughs* Good luck with Rosemary's baby you have there.

YDI Bitch, torturing your child yourself? Your daughter did it right. Actually she should have called 911 and shout "HELP, RAPE, HELP"!! BICTH!!!

your a stupid ******* hoe is the same ducker as his bitch ass kid you ****** hoe I would love to see how your kids will end up being lil ***** and thinking there all hot and **** you over like the ops bitch did so **** you and learn some ******* discaline before you get shit kicked on the ******* streets

Chocolate_Chunk 2

295, you have some serious issues.