By MGZ - 19/10/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
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noshitsherlock 0

WOW. Since it was so ******* important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

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Simbo_fml 0

wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

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ObadiahtheSlim 2

If your kids do that at 13, you have failed as a parent.

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viral_fml 0

Well, may as well teach that bitch a lesson and make her accusations come true. :D

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xFaust_fml 12

She's either stupid, or you spoiled her. Anyways FYL, cause she's a real bitch.

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jn13_fml 0

Ya. I'm sorry you have 2 live with her

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Flounder 2

13 year olds are hell, but if they are pulling crap like that, then I agree with everyone else that it is probably largely (if not entirely) YOUR fault. Either that or you got really, really, really unlucky and have a totally uncontrollable bitch for a daughter. In either event, she needs to be punished severely. You do NOT **** with someone's livelihood.

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jn13_fml 0

Not all 13 year old girls r like that and I needed a cell phone when I was 13 because I had to call my parents when my practices were over.

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romaunts 0

I had practises that young, and younger, and older. I never needed a cellphone. I have never ever needed a cellphone. No one /needs/ a cellphone. No one /needs/ a phone at all. You need to learn about necessities and what 'need' really means. And sound does your daughter, OP. Bahh. Seriously, make her live on basics and slave-work her.

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ghembob 2

YDI for not backhanding the little shit enough when she was younger.

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FromCFL 0

YDI for not parenting your child. And for not explaining the situation to the caller. (Unless the caller was a complete moron, he'd be able to figure put that you're not raping the brat.)

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ihatestupidppl 0

Yeah they might be able to figure that out, but depending on the kind of job it was, I wouldn't be surprised if an employer thought "If this person can't keep their kid under control, how can I expect them to do this job?" Maybe that would be an unfair judgment, but that's life.

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aback 4

All you're required to give the little bitch is food, shelter, clothing and supervision. She needs to learn this the hard way.

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Pointy130 0

My sister did that once, but with ****** noises.

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