This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 509
You deserved it 130 021

Top comments

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

Comments

JurassicHole 5

I can't believe shit like this is actually approved for FML, when it's obviously the OP's fault. Leading on your gf and acting like you're the victim OP? I hope you get dumped and/or struck by a car.

LiveLaughFML 10

I really hope your girlfriend found out, so you could ask the Mods to edit your FML to: "Today, I took my ex girlfriend .." :)

OP how is that **** your life? You asked for it karma is a bitch. I wish there was a "**** you" button cuz YDI is not enough for this fml.

DeboDaGreat 3

This FML sounds like a movie i know... OH YEAH... Its called karma! sorry YDI

Damn_Hippster 11
bizarre_ftw 21

23 - I like both. Can we do both? Let's do both! Who has a car? *looks around*

shanemaximo 7

99- I have a Lamborghini, a Corvette, a Ferrari, and a Nissan 350Z, what one?? *wonders where she is*

AdamBasebal69 0
chell1894 13

Cheaters are beaters, beaters are eaters, and eaters eat.

Cheaters disgust me. How you made it through the moderation process, i don't know. Ydi, pig

I wonder if the waitress spit in his food

It's not fml anymore. It's f*** I got caught. U stupid douche bag!

grimes5 0

I agree. He brought that on himself

Umm I may sound stupid but what does OP stand for? And YDI?

JD18 0

Karmas a bitch! You definitely deserved that one OP

I found this weird thing online the other day. I think it was called "Google." It had the amazing ability to answer simple questions. (They see me trolling, I'm hateing.)

I need a **** you button for every situation. This one is alittle worse than kids calling me demonic at school though

agginbmi 2

If it sounds like a duck, looks like a duck, walks like a...... What the hell! You are a duck.

You shouldn't be cheating in the first place.

Ah #23 - my first smile on reading today's Fml's. Seems most were written by f-wits. So many YDI's. I also can't believe they were approved. Although conversely I could make the assumption then most people had a good day? Nothing bad must of have happened to a poor soul.

PYLrulz 17

If I choose to moderate a few, I do accept a few obvious YDI ones just so everybody can beat the OP like a pinata

EvilTwerp 12

133- You should of said school bus. That way it's painful, and it takes him to a place to learn not to do that stuff.

Uhm, how about your girl wrote this and it was about dating a dick. Because there's no FYL in this execpt you're an ASS.

I don't have a car.... But a truck might do the trick lol

If you're gonna make such a bold statement, then spell it right. ******* idiot...

YDI means You Deserved It and OP means Original Poster. :)

Banana_Pancakes6 0

Who said the girl was his girlfriend before the one night stand? You can't assume OP cheated on his girlfriend, because he never said how long he was in a relationship. YOU fucken idiots.

They're celebrating their anniversary, and unless they are being overly romantic and celebrating their weekly anniversary, then he obviously cheated on her, You ******* Idiot.

Banana_Pancakes6 0

Maybe they were celebrating their weekly anniversary

JurassicHole 5

99 - I couldn't agree more, possibly throw in a mauling or two by some attack dogs as well. Justice still hasn't been served until I find an FML from this guy that states "Today, My gf dumped me for cheating on her, then I was struck by a car, and right as I was about to get home I was attacked by dogs. FML"

SettoFail 9

Seriously, I can't believe he would post this he deserves it completely, cheating piece of shit.

JurassicHole 5

388 - If you really believe that then you are a ******* idiot.

Wow way to go.... I hope they both smacked you.

manyourlifesucks 0

Hey everybody. Lets laugh at how stupid he is. HAHAHAHA

i hope she dumps your cheating ass

I think it got approved so that he could be told what an ass he is. Come on people let's push this guy to the top of the YDI list.

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

olpally 32

YDI OP, I hope she poisoned your food..

bertoelmexicano 6

That sayin is as old as "That's what SHE said," plz stop sayin it

You really should've kept it in your pants.

KiddNYC1O 20

I ought to stop dicking around.

Michael_92 20

Wow YDI!!!!! You idiot, anniversary means at least a year..how could you do that! You should seriously break up with your gf cause you dont deserve her!

29, That would be a little bit extreme... "I poisoned his food because he had sex with me when he had a girlfriend" probably wouldn't hold up too well in court, and for good reason.

FYL, For being born as a insufferable little pussy who isn't a man enough to take responsibilities in a freaking relationship. Go fall off a cliff, land on some sharp object, and get struck by lightning you lowlife PRICK

Seriously dude..? That's what you get for having one night stands and not actually Being committed to a real relationship, sorry, but you deserve it.

226, while they probably were together for quite awhile, there is such thing as a one month aniversary, six month aniversary, etc.

Michael_92 20

Yea I thought about that after I posted but it doesn't matter how you look at it, the guy is very very wrong. 1 month, 6 month, 1 year, 50 years, cheating is cheating.

Thats going to be a dinner you'll never forget.

rmbroad 0

You ******* suck bitch **** you

bizarre_ftw 21

^well thought out Wow, not moderated when I write the comment, but moderated by the time I post it. Huh. These guys work Fast

Pentium_4 sit down, he is clearly looking for pentinum_4. (I was going to make a new FML account and name it pentinum_4 and say "no, wait! Here I am." But I am far too lazy to follow through with that.)

232 - HA! that would have been awesome. idk how someone doesn't know how to spell Pentium, they've been around for almost 2 decades and almost in every computer

drsovereign 2

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Blackmail111 9

How is cheating being a boss? It's being a ********. OP, you really deserved that, I don't understand why you put this on here. Were you expecting sympathy? People on the interenet are pretty ruthless towards cheaters and guys like you.

dcg1375 7

I totally agree with me! You're a ******* idiot!!

drsovereign 2

Just kidding btw... He's a douche

Michael_92 20

Times like this you wish you knew who the people actually were...least you could tell the girl that her bf is a cheater. He prolly won't.

deeters 0
Michael_92 20

Can someone explain why my comment is thumbed down? I normally don't care, however what I said is relevant. If we knew who posted you could tell the gf her "man" is cheating on her.

IAdminIFlow 0

like a boss well said!!!!! and also yo 80- thats because 80% of fml users are women, not the general people on the internet r a bitch like u.

Lol no no you sir are the bitch if you really think cheating is ok. Cheating is pathetic and only demonstrates how insecure you really are. Also you probably have a small dick and need to cheat to compensate for that. :)

born_hustla 26

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would you mess around on someone and then go "celebrate" your anniversary? that's fake as hell man up...end it if your going to cheat.

I presume she either got a very large tip or you're not getting any tonight then...

He's just as bad as that lady who had an affair with her best friend's boyfriendbefore she went on the trip to Japan with her. He's probably the same person from that FML.

bugmenotmofo 34

OP is more like a man ***** than a pimp.

7 - I am really sorry dude. This is gonna see overly harsh. However, I HATE all of your comments and your pic is retarded. Seriously, nothing against you personally. It's just what I've discovered in my time on here.

Beebow_fml 5

The ladies don't care if you're single and never asked.

Shit you guys are harsh. if you don't like his comment thumb it down no need to attack him

cmoore366 0

188, you must be new to fml, people get attacked for really dumb stuff

201 - you have 7 comments you're the new one to FML.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Or he just doesn't comment frequently... There are many possibilities.

211-maybe he actually has a life and doesnt go on the computer all day like u

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

^ As said before, there are many possibilities.

221, If you think people are incapable of "having a life" and still going online frequently you clearly aren't living in 2012. What you say may have applied in 1984, but unless your name is Marty McFly you've got no excuse for such wank.

We didn't start the flame war! It's been burning since the worlds been turning...

221 I get on FML when in-between class and working after school so stfu

How are you gonna get on people for being harsh and then respond the way you did? Geeze...

LilMissNYC 5

You totally deserved to get caught and dumped you dumbass. F your girlfriends life not yours.

dtbomb 3

Anniversary threesome? That's cheating and make-up sex at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meraklez1013 9

Excessive punctuation???!!! I think so!!!!!!!!!!

StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

Why does he has to get caught, why can't you just have fun. :')

You can have all the fun you want when you're single. NOT in a committed relationship. It's not fair to the girlfriend. YDI OP. Karma's a bitch huh?

Michael_92 20

I hope so too. She doesn't deserve a cheater period!

sean0206 5

Hope so too. Really glad so many people decided he deserved it. No reason to cheat ever.

sean0206 5

And for the record.. Nothing better then a pretty souther girl.. Thanks for sharing stormgirl;)

If she did I hope she did it discreetly, not for his sake but because I imagine if she was too public about it the girlfriend could be embarrassed too.

Nothing better than a creeper. Isn't that right Sean? By the way, until you have the Official Pedobear Seal of Graduation© from the University of Creepers, you are henceforth banned from any pedophilic activity.

@341, assuming that everyone is honest and puts their real age up on this site, that would make him 42. I don't know about you, but I have a feeling that a man that age doesn't really care much about whether a girl is 18 yet if he's going after someone who's young enough to be his daughter.

Oh my god. I agree with your comment but your account description is killing me. Especially the thing about opinions. This is America where we have freedom of speech, so everybody has their right to an opinion yours being that only you or people that think like you do. If you want everybody to not say what they feel then you may as well move to Russia. Or hell. Same thing.