By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada
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I see what you did there.
OP how is that **** your life? You asked for it karma is a bitch. I wish there was a "**** you" button cuz YDI is not enough for this fml.
99- I have a Lamborghini, a Corvette, a Ferrari, and a Nissan 350Z, what one?? *wonders where she is*
Wow...keep it in ur pants next time
cheater!!!!!
Cheaters are beaters, beaters are eaters, and eaters eat.
Cheaters disgust me. How you made it through the moderation process, i don't know. Ydi, pig
I wonder if the waitress spit in his food
It's not fml anymore. It's f*** I got caught. U stupid douche bag!
Umm I may sound stupid but what does OP stand for? And YDI?
Original poster and you deserve it.
I found this weird thing online the other day. I think it was called "Google." It had the amazing ability to answer simple questions. (They see me trolling, I'm hateing.)
I need a **** you button for every situation. This one is alittle worse than kids calling me demonic at school though
rofl!
You shouldn't be cheating in the first place.
Ah #23 - my first smile on reading today's Fml's. Seems most were written by f-wits. So many YDI's. I also can't believe they were approved. Although conversely I could make the assumption then most people had a good day? Nothing bad must of have happened to a poor soul.
Uhm, how about your girl wrote this and it was about dating a dick. Because there's no FYL in this execpt you're an ASS.
I don't have a car.... But a truck might do the trick lol
If you're gonna make such a bold statement, then spell it right. ******* idiot...
YDI means You Deserved It and OP means Original Poster. :)
They're celebrating their anniversary, and unless they are being overly romantic and celebrating their weekly anniversary, then he obviously cheated on her, You ******* Idiot.
99 - I couldn't agree more, possibly throw in a mauling or two by some attack dogs as well. Justice still hasn't been served until I find an FML from this guy that states "Today, My gf dumped me for cheating on her, then I was struck by a car, and right as I was about to get home I was attacked by dogs. FML"
U scum bag
Wow way to go.... I hope they both smacked you.
i hope she dumps your cheating ass
You're a dick, OP.
I think it got approved so that he could be told what an ass he is. Come on people let's push this guy to the top of the YDI list.
Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.
Don't bet on it.
That sayin is as old as "That's what SHE said," plz stop sayin it
You really should've kept it in your pants.
29, That would be a little bit extreme... "I poisoned his food because he had sex with me when he had a girlfriend" probably wouldn't hold up too well in court, and for good reason.
FYL, For being born as a insufferable little pussy who isn't a man enough to take responsibilities in a freaking relationship. Go fall off a cliff, land on some sharp object, and get struck by lightning you lowlife PRICK
Seriously dude..? That's what you get for having one night stands and not actually Being committed to a real relationship, sorry, but you deserve it.
226, while they probably were together for quite awhile, there is such thing as a one month aniversary, six month aniversary, etc.
Hahahaha you should dick to her
Thats going to be a dinner you'll never forget.
Where did pentinum_4 go?
126 what?
present
Pentium_4 sit down, he is clearly looking for pentinum_4. (I was going to make a new FML account and name it pentinum_4 and say "no, wait! Here I am." But I am far too lazy to follow through with that.)
232 - HA! that would have been awesome. idk how someone doesn't know how to spell Pentium, they've been around for almost 2 decades and almost in every computer
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Show it anywayHow is cheating being a boss? It's being a ********. OP, you really deserved that, I don't understand why you put this on here. Were you expecting sympathy? People on the interenet are pretty ruthless towards cheaters and guys like you.
I totally agree with him Like a boss!
Sadly a lot people agree with Dr.
Nice try 225
Moralfags be ragin' in here
Lol no no you sir are the bitch if you really think cheating is ok. Cheating is pathetic and only demonstrates how insecure you really are. Also you probably have a small dick and need to cheat to compensate for that. :)
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would you mess around on someone and then go "celebrate" your anniversary? that's fake as hell man up...end it if your going to cheat.
I presume she either got a very large tip or you're not getting any tonight then...
He's just as bad as that lady who had an affair with her best friend's boyfriendbefore she went on the trip to Japan with her. He's probably the same person from that FML.
big pimpin'
7 - I am really sorry dude. This is gonna see overly harsh. However, I HATE all of your comments and your pic is retarded. Seriously, nothing against you personally. It's just what I've discovered in my time on here.
Agreed^
The ladies don't care if you're single and never asked.
Single, huh? Who would have thunk?
Stfu
Shit you guys are harsh. if you don't like his comment thumb it down no need to attack him
201- only if they're a dumbass :D
201 - you have 7 comments you're the new one to FML.
211-maybe he actually has a life and doesnt go on the computer all day like u
221, If you think people are incapable of "having a life" and still going online frequently you clearly aren't living in 2012. What you say may have applied in 1984, but unless your name is Marty McFly you've got no excuse for such wank.
We didn't start the flame war! It's been burning since the worlds been turning...
221 I get on FML when in-between class and working after school so stfu
How are you gonna get on people for being harsh and then respond the way you did? Geeze...
Excessive punctuation???!!! I think so!!!!!!!!!!
Why does he has to get caught, why can't you just have fun. :')
You can have all the fun you want when you're single. NOT in a committed relationship. It's not fair to the girlfriend. YDI OP. Karma's a bitch huh?
If she did I hope she did it discreetly, not for his sake but because I imagine if she was too public about it the girlfriend could be embarrassed too.
Nothing better than a creeper. Isn't that right Sean? By the way, until you have the Official Pedobear Seal of Graduation© from the University of Creepers, you are henceforth banned from any pedophilic activity.
She's 18...
@341, assuming that everyone is honest and puts their real age up on this site, that would make him 42. I don't know about you, but I have a feeling that a man that age doesn't really care much about whether a girl is 18 yet if he's going after someone who's young enough to be his daughter.
Oh my god. I agree with your comment but your account description is killing me. Especially the thing about opinions. This is America where we have freedom of speech, so everybody has their right to an opinion yours being that only you or people that think like you do. If you want everybody to not say what they feel then you may as well move to Russia. Or hell. Same thing.
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Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.
I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.