By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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psiloveyou15 12

Good, then the public saw what an asshole you are. I give the biggest congratulatory cyber high five to your girlfriend.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you deserved it for being a cheater.

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seztacular 6

You deserved it! At least have the decency to end it with her before hooking up with another girl.

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2ru 14

I would guess that was not the first time she roughed him up. I hope you learned some lessons. No cheating & avoid abusive relationships

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rsue 14

For real? You cheated on her then told her in public to try and avoid the fallout you deserved? You're lucky I can only hit YDI once. Shit, you're lucky I can't kick you in the nards over the Internet.

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guttedbrit 26

Women aren't robots or animals that are trained. It doesn't matter where you take us; if you cheat on us, a scene will somehow erupt. YDI

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HeartOfLead 24

If your plan involved cheating on her... I think I see where you went wrong.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Props to the badass chick who kicked your ass

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Enslaved 36

I agree that the OP is a piece of shit for cheating but to get physically abused? Nah, not for a guy to put his hands on a female nor the other way around. What a strange violent world we live in where people think it's justifiable.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I thought I was the only one... Being rushed to the hospital with a goddamn concussion really seems a bit extreme.

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monnanon 13

actually no it doesnt. it was probably one punch to the nose ans he fell over in shock and hit his head. the girlfriend lashed out in the moment as she was well within her rights to do. any woman who cheats takes the risk of being hit too.

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Wizzlbang 10

Oh, ok, you were there?

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monnanon 13

do you not understand the word "probably". to have just the two injuries means it is more likely to be one hit and a fall not a beating. since op is clearly looking for unwarranted sympathy he would not have left out any of his injuries therefore it is safe to assume there is only two. you are unlikely to get a concusion from a nose break because if someone cracked your nose up towards your skull you are probably going to die.

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