Intimacy: Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off...

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

Comments

justindrew14 29

Friday 19 July 2013 4:58

sorry abour boss op but atleast u wasn`t fired right

lazy_girl 12

Friday 19 July 2013 5:39

Wrong FML, buddy. This is a lesson: don't comment after getting high lol But, I do admire the way you combined the words "about" and "your" into "abour"... very creative :)

dontgivafuk 9

Friday 19 July 2013 7:00

good thing you pointed that out. I liked the way your amazing grasp of the obvious kept us all from wondering what was going on here. thanks.

ramidaguiar 2

Friday 19 July 2013 5:28

Maybe he is gay and was watching gay ****. You should get rid of him. FYL

Tressa1982 18

Friday 19 July 2013 5:29

talk to him and if it continues ...see ya!

acrouch 9

Friday 19 July 2013 5:36

Maybe he was in the mood a 1/2 hour later?

lvg_fml 10

Friday 19 July 2013 5:41

RUN. I was in a marriage where my ex was addicted to ************ and wasn't that into regular sex. It sucked. Run now

powerhunger 4

Friday 19 July 2013 5:45

I love how people think it's a crime when a guy doesn't want to have sex.

iwadasn 32

Friday 19 July 2013 6:22

It wasn't that he didn't want to have sex. He clearly just didn't want to have sex with HER, which is a problem if they're getting married.

Neopopulas 9

Friday 19 July 2013 5:53

Maybe he.. i dunno.. wasn't in the mood? When women aren't in the mood its just something people accept as a thing that happens. Oh, she's not in the mood, women are tough like that. but if its a guy, suddenly they're douchebags. Maybe he didn't feel like having sex, maybe he wasn't in the mood, maybe he didn't want all the time and effort of sex, maybe he just wanted to whack it for a few minutes and not also have to worry about foreplay and the rubix cube that is female biology.

Bunny21 11

Friday 19 July 2013 5:58

Wow if this is happening BEFORE marriage I can only imagine what it'll be like once you're married. Good luck OP but it seems like you guys really need to talk this out. PRONTO!