By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

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Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.

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Pstraka6 20

Are you serious? Since when is **** better than the woman you're going to be with for the rest of your life?

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emuexport 4

Might be a case of SHS Same hole syndrome

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Wowxoxo 17

Nobody said you had to use the same hole

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FairlyWise 9

Maybe if you were in more **** this wouldn't be so bad for you. Quite the hole you've dug yourself into.

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williamcarter93 13

I like how everyone is castigating the man for refusing sex, but if the OP was a man complaining about the woman refusing him sex, everyone would be all up in arms about how she doesn't have to have sex all the time just because he wants it. Hypocrites. It takes less energy to jack off than it does to full on have sex with another human being; maybe he just wanted to get it off quickly rather than take a while. It doesn't mean he doesn't love or want OP. He is under no obligation for sex on demand

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Enslaved 36

If she refused to have sex but masturbated instead?? I'm sure the comments would be the same. :P I do however agree with the second half of your comment. (:

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DWynter 11

Yeah, there's a little difference between not wanting it, and saying "No," then going off an masterbating. And as far as the second part is concerned, while it might be true, it's more fun to have some one jerk it off for you, or with you. In any case, sounds like it's time for a talk - and maybe a walk. There's something just wrong about watching **** instead of being with a willing girl.

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FrankHotpants 31

No, I would not like to have sex and would prefer to jerk off to other people doing it said no man ever.

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TcheQ 12

Uh. I dunno about you, but I have standards. I'd rather ********** 1000 times than root someone below my class. Oh wait that's the story of my life.

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FrankHotpants 31

Ok, good for you, however the man in this situation is engaged to the OP.

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itsrainingagain 8

DON JON! But I'm sorry OP he's a douche for doing that..

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grashopper8 7

Run!!!!! Red flag honey. Run now.

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abekj52 9

sadly, that is the grip **** has on people. **** = lots of different women while the fiance is only one. **** is more damaging than people like to think. Check out yourbrainonporn.com

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Wowxoxo 17

Your comment was like reading a poorly written commercial...

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abekj52 9

well, I suppose that is true, and i could have made my point better. I have no connection to that site, but it does have good content. my point is that guys like to think that there isnt anything wrong or damaging with regular **** use. in some cases, that may be true, but in many cases that is not true. continued **** use leads to a craving and

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abekj52 9

well, I suppose that is true, and i could have made my point better. I have no connection to that site, but it does have good content. my point is that guys like to think that there isnt anything wrong or damaging with regular **** use. in some cases, that may be true, but in many cases that is not true. continued **** use leads to a craving and need for more and different types of stimulation. if the guy has multiple windows up, he is probably needing quick access to multiple sources of visual stimulation because just one source is not exciting for him. additionally, the human brain cannot really tell the difference between **** and sex. for the brain, whacking it to **** is the equivalent of having sex with someone. however, the internet allows for more partners, so the boredom that results after getting comfortable with one partner does not occur. when the guy gets bored watching one video, he can move on to a different one. after moderate or heavy use, the required stimulation to get off can change as the brain eventually is no longer excited by normal ****. at the extreme, there are males who identify as straight that use gay **** to get off.

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Neesalun 20

Is he using you for a roommate or has he fallen off and no longer wishes intimate contact with you. Did you get friend-zoned without realizing it?

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downer3498 4

Break it off. This won't stop. He and his hand will be just fine together.

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