Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't... - FML

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML

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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:52

Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.

FMLephant 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:24

can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?

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TR310 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:34

you must be a complete idiot

alturn29 1

Monday 26 July 2010 2:02

that has happened to me before. lol

partygirl14 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:44

wow you do need that water lol

babycoolJ 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:01

well yeah, that's why it's called smart water.....you have to be smart to open it. :)

mis_kuuipo 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:20

OMG everyone who says he is stupid or a r-tard as some put it are even more stupid then you think he is. Everyone of you have had problems opening jars, boxes, bottles, and other things of that sort so the fact that there is just a bit of irony as to what he was having difficulties opening is only a coincidence. So good luck with finding your own brains and finding human compassion. :)

tstaeger 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:10

Thank you to all who came to my defense and mentioned the "tab thingy". Yes, Smart Water has a tab thingy which is concealed very sneakily by the manufacturers. It is required to be pulled off before the bottle can be opened :D The first time is tricky, and I felt like sharing my blonde moment :)

trippin10 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:51

69, I beleive that's called water poisoning

Aero1995 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 13:32

You're dumb.

Dge15 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:15

Haha. You're nott thee only one who has done that.

Brittney_E 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:11

xD lmfao! favorited:] looks like u could really use some of that smart water now huh

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