Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't...

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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By alexander - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML

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By whoops - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By sillybrohos - 15/02/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML

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By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 12:52

Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.

FMLephant 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:24

can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?

Comments

soutofluck 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:55

hahahah dont worry it happened to me too

dickster 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:10

THE WATER IS SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!! Maybe if you drink it you'll be just as intelligent.

HI_IH 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:31

You just lowered the bar.

justferfun 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:52

well, now you have an excuse for not drinking betterrr>>>

ilovemydoodle123 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:29

gosh your really stupid

animosiity 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:25

lol

kaceyg123 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:02

try dumb water

chevy1969 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:31

Thats how they get ya^^

Madstar744 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:58

I forgive you, because after all, without having drunk the Smart Water, you would not have had knowledge enough to understand how to open the bottle.

shaaayyee 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:31

it's too smart for you.

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