By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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iljajlm 4

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

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ABbaby 10

obviously u epic fail because u didnt really 'wait' 4 her 2 get into the shower

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Calaura9 0

I'm actually taking a shit while commenting.

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MollyisCuute 0

@Calaura9- You are disgusting. If you actually think people want to know that, you have a sick mind. Gosh, be a lady.

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glassisass 0

41: quit being a pussy. it doesnt matter whats hes doing...

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MollyisCuute 0

How am I being a pussy? I said she should act like a lady. puss·y 1 (pŏŏs'ē) n. pl. puss·ies Informal A cat. Botany A fuzzy catkin, especially of the pussy willow. Vulgar Slang The vulva. Sexual intercourse with a woman

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alliemi 0

"be a lady" so now 'ladies' can't take *****? wow everyone in this FML is ******* retarded. EVERYBODY POOPS. And excuse her for going for a bit of humor. CuteMolly, you're not cute, you're probably like 11 if that disturbs you, and she was going for a bit of humor anyway. If 'sick' things bother you so much then why the **** are you on this website or the internet at all!?!?

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BrEnNo1023 5

i'm confused with this entire stream of comments/replies... thingy. oh, and yeah, no shower running means NO SHOWER RUNNING, OP, you genius.

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MollyisCuute 0

Maybe you should learn to knock. Boys need to use their brains more often.

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Euphangel 0

and girls need to learn that boys do crazy things. btw...who doesnt lock the door when they are on the toilet...talk about using your brain.

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elisablueee 0

uhhh, some bathrooms don't have locks. mine doesn't have a lock.

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Euphangel 0

It would've been worse if it were like serious explosive shit...*ugh* i just grossed myself out...

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MollyisCuute 0

Maybe, the lock didn't work.

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Euphangel 0

There is that possibility. Still i know of some girls that dont lock the door when they are in the bathroom. Things can get a little weird.

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MollyisCuute 0

Lol, I don't. I just think that if they can hear the water running, they shouldn't open the door.

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Euphangel 0

Like i said somewhere over here before. Some people leave the water running and do other stuff. So the OP probably thought that she was in the shower already when she was really taking a dump. Thats my theory.

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Euphangel 0

i wish that were true. i hate thinking that girls do that stuff. poop and fart just some of the things that i dont want to think a girl does. HOLD IT IN! constipation ahaha

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letitbe56 0

Everyone saying he should have knocked needs to realize that surprise shower sex isn't a surprise if he knocks. We get the benefit of 20/20 hindsight. The OP didn't. This is more of a F your girlfriend's life than an FYL, OP.

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