Miscellaneous: Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held...

By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 838

You deserved it 29 534

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 700

You deserved it 5 548

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 598

You deserved it 8 129

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 015

You deserved it 3 185

By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 597

You deserved it 4 553

By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 341

You deserved it 14 924

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 835

You deserved it 37 146

By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 782

You deserved it 307

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 268

You deserved it 70 109

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 572

You deserved it 6 880

By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 940

You deserved it 2 245

babyyappld 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:59

at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:58

when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.

Comments

luvppl 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:21

woah wouldn't you notice a breeze?

jennifer93 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:22

wow how does one do that?!

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:20

Well I would guess he would manage that by not putting his two legs and his dong into a large item of fabric or denim....

rbubbles 20

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:23

she obviously enjoyed the show if she didn't point it out to you :-)

orangeduck 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:25

Hot cereal? Isn't that nasty?

hellogoodbye1996 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:42

oatmeal?

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:16

Malt OMeal?!

MoNiCa132 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 20:17

hot cereal is cream of wheats, it's like fritz but sweeter

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:46

I believe he's referring to oatmeal, typically called hot cereal here in England, the UK, and other parts of Europe (:

lilfreckle7 7

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:01

cream of wheat?

agentxyv 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:34

hot cereal? who eats hot cereal? WTF!

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:22

Oatmeal or Cream of Wheat/Malt o Meal...

andruha1123 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:35

I always warm up the milk, tastes better that way

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:20

25 and 14 other people are morons. Hot cereal is oatmeal, porridge, etc. Cold cereal would be your frosted flakes, lucky charms, cap'n crunch, etc.

poopdayz 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:36

Did she forget her pants too? If so then not so awkward =P

cryonized321 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:39

good on u mate for hanging free

Ladiesman247 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:40

Well as long as you weren't pointing....

FlashBurn 13

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:48

That's better than walking naked around the house when you think no one is home and turning out being wrong. She's not your sister at least, or her not saying something might have been creepier...