By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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Same thing different taste

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GhettoXmuffin 7

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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cuddlypuppies21 4

Have you enrolled her in school or is she still in preschool?

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graham11 14

32- hate to break it to you but that joke failed..

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debatingalways 0

I work at a yogurt shop where we actually serve "chocolate rocks" that look pretty real. Don't let her confuse them should you ever come across the candy.

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Ya just give her rocks. they will help her digest the pellets of styrofoam

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desireev 17

Actually, OP.. I'd say cocaine is next. White styrofoam.. White drug? Eeeeh.... Give it a couple years...

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desireev 17

Geez guys!! I was just kidding! I'd never wish that (or think it, for that matter) on anyone! Sorry for the rude comment OP.

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upyourzlolz 11

We know you were kidding. People thumb you down when you're unfunny and stupid.

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Makeeasweet25 0

why do people associate stupid wtih being a "****".even a person with a high i.q could be a so called ****.

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ohmandapants 16

^ what? I haven't read all the comments, but pretty much all the ones I read had nothing about her being a ****.

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KissMyFurryAss 10

Stupid freshman.

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xcarxcrashx 9

This is my fav type of FML. Silly teenagers!

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mryoyo9 0

This fml sucks. Its more of a fhl

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El_it_means_tha 0

I am smart, I am smart " s m r t " I am smart. Oh boy you have a good one there.

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Jewnut 0

Seriously. Try beating the intelligence in he. You can only blame your self or her dad. I suggest blaming him. or give her a drug test and blame the drugs

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