By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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Same thing different taste

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GhettoXmuffin 7

I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

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kkatzlove 10

If your daughter is that asinine it leaves one to question your level of intelligence. After all It was you who raised said dumb-ass right?

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exohazard 6

Im a doctor, and im afraid your daughter is... A blonde.

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xoxPatrina 8

I'm a blonde & I'm not even stupid enough to do that.....

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delilah09 6

Is it just me ? Our future doesn't look too bright right now. These morons are going to take over the world one day. Sad.

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MrSassypants 32

I always read FMl stories to my pet rock to give her a good laugh but this one just frightened her. She hopes rocks aren't next at all.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Be honest, you dropped her as a child, didn't you? No? Glass or thirteen of wine while you were pregnant? Every few hours...

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DaMan25 4

@128 dude get a ******* life u obviously have zero friends so u and ur lame ass self try to come on this site and hate on other people well u know what I'm tired of it so **** u and all u annoying as shit old fat people

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ABadGynecologist 5

Goodnews is the rock phase was before the packing phase

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